Soroposiderion and Yorportirus



In the beginning, there was only Soroposiderion. Soon, Soroposiderion got lonely so it created a partner for itself. It called this partner Yorportirus. Yorportirus soon learned to hate Soroposiderion because he was self-centered and only loved himself. Yorportirus decided to kill Soroposiderion. Her plan was in place quickly because Soroposiderion would always come by to her to say hi and try to become friends but, this time she would hide right behind him. He never looked behind him because according to him, "there's never anyone there, or whoever was wouldn't kill him". She crept up behind him and stabbed him in the back. He dropped slowly downward.

Now Yorportirus took Soroposiderion's tunic, tore it up, and threw it into the sky. These became the clouds. Then she took his legs and broke them into mountains. Suddenly, some blue liquid squirted out of his veins. She dug large trenches and filled them with his blood. His eye was thrown away off into darkness and suddenly it lit up with a godly glow. His other eye was thrown and burst into a billion pieces and became the stars. She then grabbed his arms and turned them into land on which she placed part of his brain. Eventually it rotted away, and then a person popped out of the earth.

Soon the world had hundreds of people on it but they had nowhere to live. So Yorportirus took her pick and made caves for the people to live in. But, she made one cave too deep and penetrated into hell. Soroposiderion soon came up from hell as a demon and he killed off most of the human population. Yorportirus soon found Soroposiderion and challenged him to a duel to the death - no weapons, no rules. He accepted and said, "Meet me on the west plain tomorrow". Yorportirus agreed, and prepared herself for mortal combat. When Soroposiderion got to the battlefield it was apparent that he was stronger. Then Yorportirus charged across the plains and tackled Soroposiderion to the ground. He quickly got up and started to choke Yorportirus. She couldn't get away and was soon dead. Now with no one to answer to, Soroposiderion created his own race which he called "humans". He created them to be as mean as possible.

For the first few hundred years it went well. Then humans decided if they were good to each other they were more productive, and soon were being nice. All the niceness made Soroposiderion lose strength. He soon was taken over by sickness and died. With evil ridden from the world everyone could live free.

But deep under the earth Soroposiderion was planning his revenge and one day he will rise up from his imprisonment in hell and wreak havoc on the world. The people soon realized this and found that if they sacrificed a virgin every 4 and one half days he would be scalded by hell fire and have to regain his strength so the people took an oath to never forget. But everyday day Soroposiderion wait for one day they will forget and he will kill them all.